Bondage? BONDAGE?!? That's not in keeping with what the lord wants for your life, Ms Bitch. Life is about freedom from sin, not being bound to it!!! Say ten hail-Mary's! Prepare to be admonished!! Now...where did I put that "punishment whip"...? Can't find it. Drat! I'll have to use your own bat guitar on you instead.
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Are those pincers that you have instead of hands & arms?
May I suggest that you play with Eddie Scissorhands?
(I bet you wouldn't say "no"..?)
What is this word "no"?
And Ist,those are arm restraints. You know, bondage?
Bondage? BONDAGE?!? That's not in keeping with what the lord wants for your life, Ms Bitch. Life is about freedom from sin, not being bound to it!!!
Say ten hail-Mary's! Prepare to be admonished!!
Now...where did I put that "punishment whip"...?
Can't find it. Drat!
I'll have to use your own bat guitar on you instead.
I'm in love ... that's one awesome guitar.
Oh yeah, I really do need a good flogging.
I've...erm...actually got one. Fancy a jam?
Really? You bet.
Superb.
I've got loads of jam in my utility belt - all flavours!
You get the toaster and I'll make the tea...
Groan
Honey, you do know I play with explosives, don't you?
Leave the TNT alone, Battsy and stick to what you're good at...
...being mind-blowing.
Oh hell, you derailed me with that comment.
You are so getting a full body kiss for that.
Well done Istvanski! Good groundwork. She never saw it coming.
This is true Dick, all these men and I've yet to see anything coming...
Yeah...and you won't be giving me that "full body kiss".
I'm a Lesbian - get over it!
;-)
The mustache should have tipped me off. ;-)
Fuck you guys be funny!
Did I miss a comma somewhere there?
No, I think you meant to say it exactly that way. :-)
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