Friday

Or would you prefer...

Batter up...

22 comments:

Creepy said...

Decisions, decisions...

Anonymous said...

Well? What's it going to be???

Dick Headley said...

Is it OK if I use my hand? I'm old fashioned.

Anonymous said...

Oh baby, a hand is a wonderful thing.

All those fingers, and what they can do...

Bobby "the Blue" said...

I like my leather cat-o-nine tails better, and I think you will too!

Anonymous said...

Bring it on honey.

Istvanski said...

Time to get my catapult out. How can I miss?

Anonymous said...

Be honest Ist, you're fascinated with my big ass.

Istvanski said...

Yeah. I wanna know what the acoustics are like in there.

Anonymous said...

Very subtle way to get invited inside...

Istvanski said...

It's ok. I'm sending Howesy in with a rope and GPS.

Anonymous said...

Ist, you do know how to chat a girl up.

Istvanski said...

They don't call me "Ol' charming bastard" for nothing...

Anonymous said...

My, that does have a lovely ring to it.

Anonymous said...

Uh, you do know that GPS doesn't work underground?

Istvanski said...

Are you telling me your ass is unchartered territory?
I don't believe it for a minute.

Anonymous said...

You've got me there. But very few experienced cartographers have explored it.

Istvanski said...

Don't feel to downhearted about your lack of real experienced experience. I'm dedicating song number eight to you over on mine...

Anonymous said...

You are so getting licked all over for that.

rockmother said...

Ister - Do you think Derek and Clive located the lobster up Joan Crawfords cunt with a GPS?

Batbitch - I do hope that is a fairtrade paddle!

Anonymous said...

Yes ma'am. I'm nothing if not socially and economically conscious...

Okay, I'm more interested in sex.

An entire lobster? How interesting.

Istvanski said...

RoMo - Probably. But even GPS couldn't find those missing hamburgers.