I couldn't help but laugh as the Swedish squirrel assault team dropped in on uncle Festus and his clones."Morons."
The squirrels made quick work of the clones, and would have done the same with my uncle had I not stopped them. "I need this one."
"He's the head guy. We've got to kill him."
I picked up the furry little bastard that said that by his tail and dangled him over the other cook pot. "He's my uncle."
"Wellllll, why didn't you say that before?"
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Some of those Swedish squirrels look like Jedi. I wouldn't mess with them.
Ah hah, so bobby likes to watch.
Everyone underestimates Swedish squirrels Bax.
osf, and so do you. ;-)
Redheads have more fun, don't we Batbitch?
I surrender.
fsf, God I love when someone surrenders. I have such delicious plans for you. :)
Rhonda, you definitely got that right. ;-)
No way! It's universally known that blondes have more fun!
Actually Babs, the thing with blondes, we just make this shit up and you believe it. :D
BTW Babs ... love the mustache. ;-)
Bah! Foiled again!!!
So tell me Ist, you beating your meat in that avatar, or are you carving yourself a nice big sausage?
I'm just trimming the sides 'cos the girth is too big for some, apparently...
I just knew my being bionic would pay off one day...
I hope the 'improvement' was worth the six million dollars?
Wanna find out?
I was thinking about your enjoyment, not mine...
So was I...
That's what I like about you, your mixture of brashness and consideration. Straight to the point and thinking of yourself. My uncle Adolf would be so happy that I've met someone like you.
Honey, you have no idea what I can do with my tongue.
I may not have much of an idea, but I've got a good imagination...
Then imagine this:
The moist heat of my mouth, the way my tongue teases that little bundle of nerves just beneath the head of your cock. The tightness of my throat as I swallow around your shaft.
Brash? I haven't even begun.
BB: Are you a writer for Penthouse Forum?
Jolly good, Battsy - I'll be right over (although I don't know why, seeing as I'm a dickless lesbian).
No Bax, but you're not as far off as you think.
Ist the dickless lesbian.
Usually I'd say no ... but that's a mighty fine piece of meat you're carving up there. ;-)
Ooh Batbitch - you are forward madam. Yes I am really Olive from On the Buses - I get around you know despite the hip replacement.
Hey Rockmother, I do try.
Glad you made it to the cave on that hip. Did someone bust it for you? You want me to take care of them?
Careful RoMo, she'll get her filthy hands on your Arfur. You wouldn't want that, would you?
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