"Bwahahaha! My neice can never stop me!!!"
Finished with that fucked up mission, I was glad to leave the island behind. It would be a long time before I accepted another assignment from Big Dog.I had a meeting with one of the head guys at a little park in a few hours.
"Fucking Santa Claus? That's really inconspicuous.""Hey, it's the season."
"Next month."
"Well, where is it?"
I dug the stupid russian doll out of my pack and handed it to him. "I don't get it. What's so important about that stupid thing"
Santa gave me an appraising look before answering. "My kid wanted one for Christmas and I couldn't find one ANYWHERE."
15 comments:
That's a funny way to end the mission.
There wasn't enough violence and sex to hold my interest. Need a newer much more exciting mission.
What are you going to do with the island that's being overrun by the Leonidis / Squirrel clones?
Couldn't care less about that. I'm outta there. Don't plan on going back.
Hopefully it'll keep Festus out of my hair for a while too.
Perhaps. He seems to pop up at the strangest times.
How's your weekend so far?
Kinda sucks. Spending too much time working and not enough time playing.
Sounds like a page from my life right about now.
I can see old Santa's brain in overdrive here. Is she naughty or nice?
It's either got to stop Bax, or I'm bound to go over the edge.
Oh wait, I'm already there. :)
Dick, most men say it's very, very nice when I'm naughty...
i think you know how to find release.
Just blog some more. Helps me to keep focused.
Blog...
And here I thought you were offering me sex.
(Sex would be a good thing right now)
What is this sex???
I'm married. I forgot.
What happens in the batcave, stays in the batcave.
Well, when you put it that way...
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