Tuesday

The Odelisk - 13

"Come on you freakish mutant, we've got work to do." The head squirrel leapt onto uncle Festus' head.

Fuck me but this was turning out to be the sorriest assignment I'd ever been on.

"I say Mr. Squirrel, but do I have time to whip up a few more clones?"

"You know, that might not be a bad idea. Tell you what, I'll let you do that, if you'll make me some clones of myself."

Fuckety, fucking fuckers but I just knew this was not going to end well...

4 comments:

Bobby "the Blue" said...

I hope there's a screw up in the cloning process and we end up with squirrels with the 300 guy's head....

Anonymous said...

Damn, I like that idea Bax.

Anonymous said...

I find it somewhat perverse myself.

Anonymous said...

You do know what they say inspector... one man's perversion is another man's passion. ;-)