Indy woke me at some ungodly hour, fucked the living daylights out of me, handed me this uber-cool cell phone, and left on some mission or other.I tried to go back to sleep. Wasn't working, so I dragged my ass out of bed and got ready for the day.
Once I was reasonably awake, it occurred to me that I hadn't been to see the Hermit for a couple of months, and I really should drop by.
Not many people know how to get to the Hermit, but I did ...
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Business as usual is right. Happy Monday. Back to work.
How was the weekend?
Yeah, but mine line of work allows me to blow shit up.
My weekend rocked, what about yours?
Helloo miss Batbitch,
I am sorry for being so long between writing, but I am coming. With offer I think you are finding very likeable and can no refuse.
I making deal with next village for more goats for your coming, they say okay and now we have forty goats. I know, you saying praise be to Allah, forty goats? But I am wanting you very much. Am thinking goats is no object.
Okay? Okay.
Only condition of deal is must share you with other village. Is okay, not to far, only four days by yak. Okay? Okay.
Am waiting in hut for your coming. Have special stay hard paste make from dung of camel. Smell not so good but work okay. Okay? Okay.
Seeing you soon,
*Dipshit Spammer
Gee d. spammer, what a unique offer.
I'm afraid my dance card is a little full at that moment, however.
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