Tuesday

SSSSSnakeskin!

I am so NOT going to introduce this one to you.

He's going to be staying with me for a while.
Yesssssss, I believe he will.

73 comments:

L.P. said...

selfish bitch.

Anonymous said...

Look who's talking!

L.P. said...

my Wombie is all fuzzy and cuddley and yours.... SO not.

Anonymous said...

Honey, you already know the snakeman. It's these other peeps I'm not sharing him with.

I could never deny YOU anything...

Roscoe James said...

Yeah... he'll get stuck in the cell and chained to the wall with me.

Anonymous said...

RJ, I didn't know you were interested!

I can arrange that...

L.P. said...

RJ! you survived the Jeep.... accident. Yes. Accident. We never even saw you. Honest.
You're too good to me BB my darling. Really TOO good.

Anonymous said...

Just remember, the batcave is...hazardous.

Roscoe James said...

JILL! WHERE THE HELL ARE YOU! DAMN, my J detector said you were here.

Right, my ass, I saw you a mile away. What's with stomping on the gas ten feet away. IT'S THE OTHER PEDAL. The one that says BRAKE.

Jeeeezzzzz

Roscoe James said...

So what the hell's going on bitches? Or is the britches? Did I see Mr. Greenjeans in here?

Anonymous said...

RJ's doing drugs again.

L.P. said...

uh- yeah. but he's cute when he's wacked in the head.
soooo - who is mr. greenjeans, RJ?

Roscoe James said...

So whatz with all the pregger pics of the princess? Is that a baby wombat in there? Damn, he'll be blowing himself up before he gets out.

Roscoe James said...

And who the hell said princess could procreate? Damn, there otta be a law... or at least a lawyer.

Anonymous said...

Hehehe. Good one RJ.

Anonymous said...

Timing off. You can't post twice like that in a row, ya fucking retard.

Roscoe James said...

You don't even know who Greenjeans is? Damn, are you some SoCa coed that's like younger than my socks?

Damn, so much lost culture.

Anonymous said...

Lakota, he's talking to himself again.

Roscoe James said...

Jeeze... my son is asking me to leave the TV room I have bad Karma and he's losing at Xbox. Give me a break.

L.P. said...

yeah something about old socks. I think he needs to buy better quality drugs.

Roscoe James said...

I'm talking to ya... hell, ya feel lucky punk? Ya gotta ask yourself if ya feel lucky. And where the hell is the princess? writing her diaries? Part cuatro?

Anonymous said...

I think he's talking about his pants.

L.P. said...

does this mean you're leaving us Clint? But - I wanted to hear more archaic pop culture references that only REALLY old people who didn't get alzheimer would remember.

L.P. said...

if his pants are green and they ain't supposed to be then i am sooooo staying on the otherside of the cave from him.

Anonymous said...

I'm with you there.
I'm also getting my flamethrower. Just in case...

Roscoe James said...

Here's one for ya...

Get in here Miss Kitty. I think he been shot.

Roscoe James said...

My personal fav... To the moon Alice! To the moon!

Anonymous said...

It's sad what happens to men in later life...

Roscoe James said...

So what's new Bitches? I like the way the guano has piled up.

Anonymous said...

Ain't no guano in here. That's the remains of the last asshole that got on my nerves.

Roscoe James said...

Okay, so you really don't know who Mr. Greenjeans is? Tell me it aint so. Captain Kangaroo?

Jill said...

RJ, are you flashing to the girls and I was not there?? Come on, dear... You'll have to do it again just for me!!

L.P. said...

Ohhh - is that who you were fucking the other day, Bitchy? The yellow dude?

Roscoe James said...

Where's the princess? Is she cross-transplanting-gender-relational-chatting somewhere else while we wait around for her highness to come back?

Jill said...

The other day??

L.P. said...

MAN YOUR BATTLE STATIONS! THIS IS NOT A TEST. I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A TEST.

SPAM HAS BEEN SPOTTED ON JILL'S BLOG. IT IS MOVING AT THE RATE OF ONE BLOG PER HALF HOUR.

Grab the flamethrowers Ladies(that means you too RJ) and let's blast those bastards!!!

Anonymous said...

Fuck if I know Lakota, we didn't exactly exchange names.

Roscoe James said...

Hey Jill. Bout time you showed up. Crank up the Howitzer, blow up the snake man and his main squeeze, drop a big one on the princess, cut my ropes so I can stop typing with my toes... and get me outta here.

Anonymous said...

IT'S BARBEQUE TIME!!!!!

Roscoe James said...

What the hell happened? Did you leave a comment without a condom again Jill? I told you all about safe commenting. I'm in the dungeon a week and you go nutzy on me.

Roscoe James said...

Course, whoever the princess has been hangin with must be fron Tennessee. Keep em barefoot and preggers. Bet he's got a ford transmission in his bathtub too.

Jill said...

Dear, can a girl just take advantage of a guy, RJ??

Don't burn all the stuff, gilrs!! And the fucking idiot cannot even speak one of my language!!

Anonymous said...

The Wombat is from Tennessee?

Anonymous said...

Call me a girl again Jill, and say hello to my flamethrower.

Roscoe James said...

Must be. Barefoot and preggers. And he was quick. Looks hairy enough to be a mountain man.

How bout some mooooooonshine?

Pull ur pantyzzzzz up Jill. It means something else.

Jill said...

Aren't you already throwing flames on my proprety??

Anonymous said...

Yup.
I wasn't talking about your property...

Jill said...

Moonshine??? I want a taste!!

Jill said...

I know, Batbitch...You were talking
about my ass!

L.P. said...

Hand me that damn flamethrower - screw the Spammers - I'm toasting RJ.
I. AM. NOT. A. BREEDER!!!!!!!!
Die fucker Die!!!! Rhhhaaaahhhaaahh!!!!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

Whoa there Lakota, I think he's done toasted.

Hard to tell, he was pretty ... shriveled looking to begin with.

Jill said...

RJ bacon???Don't temp me too much Lakota, I'm suppose to protect the guy!!

Jill said...

Need a flame proof shield, RJ?? Here.

Roscoe James said...

Well, the only thing I can say is ... RUN FOR THEM THERE HILLS... THE PRINCESS IS ON A RAMPAGE

Roscoe James said...

WOO WOO WOO WOO
WOO WOO WOO WOO
Hatchet throw...
Arrow shot...

damn, duck Jill, she's side saddlin it

Roscoe James said...

That's okay Jill. I got some beads and trinkets. Worked for that rock in New York. I can probably get us to the fortress with these.

Anonymous said...

Oops. Gates closed.
Sorry RJ.

Jill said...

Seems like I need to defend myself too, today RJ!! SO your ass is probably safe for this day!

Jill said...

Hello... HAve you dolls take out the white flag??

Anonymous said...

I don't know what a white flag is Jill, but you're looking a little...scorched.

Jill said...

You just wanted me scorched, because you were planning on eating me the whole time!!

Anonymous said...

Bwahahahaha,
Now you know my nefarious plan...

And here you thought I was talking about eating you all this time...

Jill said...

Well, first, there is more than a meaning for eating with you!

And stop using word like nefarious, you know, english is my second language, I get tired of looking in my dictonnary for word like that!!

Anonymous said...

Sorry, don't know any french, outside of merde.

Jill said...

LOL!! You know merde, but don't know oui and non??
I'm getting more fluent in speaking and writting english, but today I feel lazy and to pull my arm to reach for my dictionnary is hard!!
Anyway, I'm off for the night!!
G'night, dolls!

Anonymous said...

Yeah, whatever.

Jill said...

Last word for the day, snakeskin looks like zorro!!

L.P. said...

Ha. left him a little surprise at his place. slipped right in and out unnoticed. Tomorrow - his computer is gonna start acting a little....weird.

Anonymous said...

Excellent Lakota, but will he notice? He's a little weird himself.

L.P. said...

Snakedick reminds me of someone other than the delish Zorro. In fact I object to Snakedick and Zorro being mentioned in the same sentence. No offense Bitchikins, I know he's your Anaconda squeeze right now.

Anonymous said...

Well, you know how I like to play with my food.

L.P. said...

i hear it taste like chicken.

Anonymous said...

You should know. What kind of meat did you think was in the stew tonight?