Tuesday

Whale Clowder

The pig grunted loud enough that we heard him. Then he rose ponderously to his feet and started advancing on us.

"Okay, that's one gigantic pig. Now why do we want him?" Indy put his arm out in front of me when I took a step towards the whale.

"Because he's the head of the meanest, nastiest clowder in the country." Really, why else?

"Of course," Indy dropped his arm. "I should have known it was something like that."

I started, once again, towards the great white, when I thought of what Expat had asked. "Say Indy, what do you have in that bag of yours?"

Indy's grin was so wicked I flooded my panties on the spot.

6 comments:

Bobby "the Blue" said...

It always makes me wonder when I see a big fat pig surrounded by pussy.

Anonymous said...

hahaha.
Damned if that didn't just strike me the right way.

Bobby "the Blue" said...

Creepy gmail popped up this link:

http://realmofredheads.com/store/

made me think of this blog.

Anonymous said...

:-)
I swear I thought the link would take me to porn or bondage.

Hmmm. Gives me an idea for a post. I may have to make a break in the pig saga...

Bobby "the Blue" said...

I thought it sounded like pr0n too, but gmail was popping it up as "related to my current emails." Whatever. I hoped you'd get a kick out of it.

Anonymous said...

That I did.

Though porn would have been good too. ;-)