He'd just turned back towards the beach when ...
The porker's namesake roared out of the water."God damn, motherfucking, son of a bitch!" I hung out the door screaming at the shark.
Then the deadly predator started slowly sinking beneath the waves, taking the giant pig with him.
3 comments:
Poor pig. *sniff*
Kimchi you goof. Poor pig, indeed.
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