Saturday

Indiana Jones & the Bone of Destiny - 7

Indy picked up his father's trail, and we started tracking him through the hills.

We'd been walking a while when I saw it. Him? Whatever the fuck it was. "What the fuck is that?"

Indy grabbed me, or I would have walked right up to the oddity. "I think he's supposed to be a ninja."

"You have got to be fucking kidding me. What, is he a retard or something?"

Indy snorted. "He's something, all right. I say we have a nice little chat with him."

Indy dug in his pack, removed a set of dental tools and waggled them at me.

"Great idea!"

To be continued...

5 comments:

L.P. said...

HOLY SHIT! He didn't look like that the last time I took a ride on him. Swear. It must be the viagra. That shit will kill ya.

Anonymous said...

Hehehe.
He looks good, compared to what he's going to look like when I'm through with him.

Jill said...

A drag queen Ninja Turtle??
That what you call a bitch with imagination!

Anonymous said...

Jill, I believe you used to know him as MG.

Jill said...

The world of drag queen always fascinate me, but a ninja turtle drag queen?? Nope, that is too much for me!