Just a little something I picked up to keep everyone's energy high.
There's so much more of the evening ahead of us.
I'm thinking "Cunt Shaver" for the sword, how about that? Does a great job on mine.
Saturday
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i can see where you nicked your leg. please be more careful. shall i kiss it better?
Ooohhh, please do.
Lots of tongue.
oh yes, you know it. Guess who showed up on his blog! Gypsy-twat himself. I invited him to come play with us. Think he will?
Now? Or later?
at all.
Um, Not that I've seen any interaction between the two of you, but the only one I think will draw him out to play is the Goddess.
a man who can resist me? inconceivable.
I actually just saw that there was a beast killed!! I just thought it was a rock or tissu at first!
Kind of hard to eat a rock.
but ever so nice when what you eat is hard as a rock.
Now you've gone and made me horny.
Oh wait...I'm always horny.
I just need to find me a cock.
I'll start grabbing and tossing them your way.
Try to find ones with bodies still attached.
damn. you're so fucking picky.
Poor guys!!! Getting dismember by you, girls!
Why Jill? I've never heard them complain.
Maybe because of the drug you have put in their drinks??
Well hell, why didn't I think of that Jill!
Usually I just start with decapitation. If I used drugs though...
I'm really starting to think that I'm the brain in all of this!!
I'm positive of it.
Now where did I put the poison darts...
Batbitch!! I don't want any of these near my skin!!
Who just left a comment then deleted it?
What were you about to say?
I thpugh it was you, go look in your mailbox!
Huh. I was going to ask you to help me dispose of some bodies later, but I'm getting an odd feeling about all this.
Don't you have "people that adore you"?
Oh yeah.
But for some strange reason, I also have people that are out to kill me.
Go figure.
If it is selfdefense, i don't think you'll have to dispose the bodies!
Oh, I never keep bodies more than a day or two if I'm not going to eat them. They just clutter up the place.
There is one thing i had on my mind: you are just not as cute as Hannibal Lecter!!
No, I'm much sexier.
Thanks for noticing. Will you kiss me now?
No!!
i have to clear thing up, once again!! Hannibal is eatable when young(in his twenties) and very charismatic when older!
Aye-yi-yi.
i think i'll just go nibble on Wombat.
Eh. You can have him. He sounds like a bore to me.
Anyone interesting over at your place?
Are you crying because I said no?
Honey, I don't cry.
Well, maybe over a really good explosion, but outside of that, no.
I'm always interested in new people to fuck.
So who you got I migth like?
I don't know much people you don't know...And some I am keeping them secret!
Really?
I'll just have to get Lakota over here. I'll bet she can get you to tell.
Unless the secret people are boring.
Maybe just not your type!
Might be a good idea not to tell me then. If I didn't like them, I'd just have to kill them.
And if you do that, I might never come here again!
Really?
You can play with them, but no killing my playtoy...
Jill, you surprise me. You have a playtoy!
Do tell.
i'm going to vomit.
What you didn't see, you won't know!
Barf bag, Lakota?
no thanks. i'm thinking of someone in particular i'd like to vomit on.
big smelly chunks actually.
And who is that?
i can't tell. it's a secret.
Since when do you have some secret, Lakota?
Jill, there's secrets, then there's secrets.
Ain't that right Lakota?
Crap, my server is acting up.
You never did tell me about your playtoy Jill.
i thought you two didn't had secrets between you!
I don't plan on doing it!!
Lakota and I don't.
Are you being deliberately dense Jill, or do you just not want to tell me?
Oh, I see you answered me.
Not going to tell.
Fine.
Some two headed freak is your playtoy?
Uh, you can have him.
A new word for stupid!! Dense for me, before, would have been big!!
Who is the two headed freak?
Does this ring a bell?
Snowman
Blowjob
Rhet
I told in the respond, snowman are too cold for me!
Uh huh.
You said you missed your playtoy too.
I don't remember saying that!
"Jill said:
He is too cold, Rhet! I might just be too hot for him to handle!!
And where the hell have you been?? Missing my playtoy!"
Oh don't worry Jill. I'm not interested. Doesn't look like he's around enough to play with.
And you go visiting my blog, without commenting?? I'm not impress!!
I just did it right now Jill.
You did pose an interesting situation for me, but the solution was too easy.
Now I need to go blow something up.
I have to go see, I didn't saw the you got mail icon!
Are you lost at my place? Is it all the french?
Not lost. Getting ready for a date. I'll be heading out in about half an hour.
Poor date!! I should warn the person!!
You could try.
I've been out with him before though, so he probably won't listen.
Is he masochist??
Lakota is doing her nails?? That is why she is not here???
I guess. Either that, or she's still throwing up.
And my date? No masochist.
And believe me, he knows just how I like it.
Gotta run now Jill. Don't do anything I wouldn't do.
(Like there's anything I wouldn't do.)
Good date! Don't try to scare him!! He accept a second date with you... Take advantage of him!
Whooo... that is very hot. Dragonslaying women are very hot.
IP, see you found your way over from LP's place.
Yes, I'm every Ken Doll's wet dream.
Yup. Couldn't resist. You guys are too funny. That, and because of that flash in the boxing ring.
Barbie Boobs, the new secret weapon. I'll have to inform my military contacts...at least the ones that haven't seen my boobs yet.
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