Saturday

Should have known

I found our old high school yearbook LP. Just look at her! We should have known then she'd grow up to be a cunt.

I swear she looks like she's planning something...

14 comments:

L.P. said...

I always hated it when you wore those fuzzy blue ears to class. You looked like such a dork. Do you have any idea how many people I had to beat up for making fun of you?

As for Milady Cunt - it's always the quiet ones, isn't?

Anonymous said...

Those fuzzy blue ears were HOT. Do you know how many guys went for them?

No, you wouldn't. If I remember rightly no one got close enough for you to get fucked cause you kept beating them up!

Now that you mention it...it is the quiet ones...

L.P. said...

I had an unresolved minority complex.

I really hate how sweet and innocent that whore looks.

Anonymous said...

Yeah, but it's what's on the inside that counts. Know what I mean?

L.P. said...

But...but... she's all dark and evilish inside.
Like us. I like being that way.
I'm confused now. I need to go kill something.

That video Roscoe is playing will do. Can I blow it up?

Anonymous said...

Oh hell yeah.

You know...I never thought about that before. What the fuck makes her different than us?

L.P. said...

The fact that she has a short shelf life. Getting shorter by the minute.

Anonymous said...

LP, you been into the herbs again? I swear sometimes it's like you're speaking a foreign language.

L.P. said...

Actually I speak eight languages, all of them badly, including english.

Anonymous said...

Don't forget sign language!
Don't you just love this gesture???

L.P. said...

oh please, was that an "indian" joke? me speakum sign language?
ooohhhh - that sign language. Shall i tell you where exactly i'd like you to put that finger?

Anonymous said...

Christ, you and your fucking minority complex!

Would ya though, huh? Tell me where you want this...talk dirty to me baby.

Though I've got a few ideas of my own...

L.P. said...

I knew you would. Tonight. Your place or mine?

Anonymous said...

You've got that barrel of lard just lying around doing nothing...I say we party at your place.