Saturday

Sure you want to play...

Who does this batbitch wannabe think she is anyway?

The cunt kicked me and Lakota off her blog the other day. I just figure the bitch doesn't know how to have a good time.

See, Lakota and me, we know how to have fun...

27 comments:

L.P. said...

Okay. I'm impressed.
Tequila is on me! Whoot!

The taste of revenge - it is so sweet... in a bitter, blood-tainted way.

Anonymous said...

Ah, but we love that flavor!

Bring on the booze!!!
Who knows, we might get ideas later...

L.P. said...

I do so love it when you play hard to get.

If you're really, really good I'll even bring some boy toys you can torment. We'll tie 'em up and make them watch.

Anonymous said...

I've got to run home and get my knives...

L.P. said...

Are they Messermeister?
Ohhh - those cut soooooo good.

Anonymous said...

Don't you know it. I got them off that kraut I used to see.

Ya know, he didn't need them any more...

L.P. said...

RJ is still ignoring me. What is wrong with him? I'm not ignorable. I'm actually factually quite adorable. In a sinister,dark and brooding way of course.

Madman Kay has a funny post up. With bouncing genitalia and all.

Jill isn't a real blonde.

Pseudo Boy is either MIA or ignoring me too.

I should go check if Gypsy Dick is around... he might be hiding from me.

Anonymous said...

How do you know Jill isn't a real blonde?

Do I know Pseudo Boy?

I'll be interested to see how Gypsywimp handles the Lakota.

Glam said...

N'kay...nosey bitches want to know: WHO THE FUCK KICKED YOUSE TWO OFF THEIR BLOG?? How can they not know gold-plated diamonds when they see them?

Anonymous said...

Woot! Welcome bitch! If you don't recognize the cunt me and LP are torturing, then you're probably better off not knowing.

But what a wicked idea...

L.P. said...

Quick! Run for the Hills! Find the bomb shelter! Grab the ammo! We're under attack by.... SPAMMERS!
I saw their beady little eyes over at RJs - save yourself - I'll act as a decoy.
Before I go - one last kiss for luck?

Anonymous said...

Smooches honey, but spammers?

Get out the rocket launcher!

L.P. said...

.. oh, Hi Glam...

Run! Run! Run!
Babies and a wimps first!
On second thought - let the wimps fend for themselves....

L.P. said...

God.... it gives my goosebumps when you bring out the big stuff.

Anonymous said...

Damn it bitch, we're tougher than they are, get your ass back here.

Anonymous said...

Heh, I knew I could get you to stay if I brought out the ... big one.

L.P. said...

Oh i just had a great idea! maybe we can lure them you know where. If we set a trap for enough of them and let them loose - mmuuuuwwwahahahahahaha! think of the damage!
it would be so beautiful.

L.P. said...

i KNOW you're not telling me what to do. Cuz you KNOW what happens when you act like i'm your bitch to heel. Hand me that fucking bazooka.

Anonymous said...

Ah, the cunt would just close up her comments again.

I'm wondering if Glam is looking though...

Anonymous said...

Hurt me Princess...I luv when it hurts so good.

Glam said...

Oh no dear, I'm not looking around. I'm too old a broad to be bothered with looking.

I just wanted to know what you bitches did/said to get yourselves 86'd from a blog. I've been 86'd from a bar (and, hell yeah, if I had it all to do over again, I'd wounldn't change a thing...except to break more shit) but I've never been persona non grata in the Bloglands.

What'd you bitches do? And, if I have to mummify you in cellowrap and hold a .45 to your heads to find out, I will.

Now THAT sounds like a party.

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Anonymous said...

Fuck me Glam, but the that .45 to the head is turning me on.

Eh, me and the Princess just had ourselves a little chat over at this one bitches blog. Nothing different than we talk about here. You know, killing people, or maybe just maiming them a little.

Fucking them. Fucking each other. Showing each other the love by hiring hits on each other.

Rocket launchers, explosives, guns, knives. Liquor.

Just the usual shit. Fuck if I know what the blog bitch got so worked up about.

Glam said...

Found her, kinda by accident. And the answer to what she got all worked up about is obvious. You and LP are smarter and funnier.

And maybe Fuckless Scorpian got scared. People do that nowadays.

Whatever. Cunt-y pussies.

By the by, made a post for you, baby bat. Enjoy.

Anonymous said...

Hot shit! On my way over to check it out.

Yeah, you might be right about the scorps. Hard to say, she wouldn't play with us the day we visited.

L.P. said...

Glam's the shit. You think she likes us? You think she'd do us?
I'd do her.

Yeah, yeah, I'd do anything that breathes and looks half way decent.

Anonymous said...

Yeah so? So would I. Though I've got a special fondness for cock.

I think Glam's the shit.
She's got good taste too.