Tuesday

Heavy Equipment

Fuck me, but I love cruising around town in a tank.

Lakota and I took this baby out for a test drive the other day.

Tried it out on the Burger King that fucked up my order.

Then we ran over some parked cars, straight across a four-lane highway, and down into a ravine. Climbed right back out again too.

Handled like a dream. Made me cream my batsuit, it did.

Shit, I'm getting all choked up.

16 comments:

L.P. said...

Bitch! look at my threads! hot shit that! quick give me the designer! and it better not be fucking Mattel.

L.P. said...

So how fast does she go? (The tank, not you)

L.P. said...

Batslut - get your pyro ass over here! now!

L.P. said...

Okay - you asked for it. I'm gonna start... singing! Yeah - that's right. Let's see how many mirrors I can crack THIS time.

Anonymous said...

Got her up to sixty. And that was while running over that old lady.

Anonymous said...

I Told you I was stuck somewhere else. I've wrapped that all up now.

With rope.

L.P. said...

hello. what do you mean you were stuck elsewhere. you're on my time right now bitch. it's precious and it's demanding. mine mine mine mine mine.... okay bored again.

Anonymous said...

So read the rest of the new posts bitch!

L.P. said...

I did. bitch.
designer? bitch.
I have five minutes. bitch.
work with me here. bitch.

have you ever noticed how the word bitch just kinda sings out of the mouth?

Anonymous said...

Bitch is a good one. I'm still partial to FUCK. Though cock has a nice hard sound to it.

L.P. said...

you're not going to tell me who the dress maker is, are you? you're going to taunt me and hold it over my head. it's probably fucking Dollar Special anyway. Made for one of those fifty cent whores with really bad hair.

Anonymous said...

Heh. Just remember you said that, not me.

L.P. said...

cunt.
i's gotta run.
they're banging the bars on my cage and Mistress is slapping the ties against her thigh.
Don't kill anyone while I'm gone. I want to watch.

Anonymous said...

Hey, I'm not making that kind of promise. If someone comes along that needs killing... I'm doing it with or without you.

I could always use the crock pot, and save you some for later.

Roscoe James said...

fuckin unreal. They turn a batty-bitch and Hiawatha loose with a tank. Dee-amn.

Anonymous said...

We didn't exactly ask their permission.