Sunday

Fuckety, fuck-fuck

GONE FUCKING

You don't like it? FUCK OFF!

74 comments:

Roscoe James said...

It's not fuckoff... its Phuket - you know, the place in Thailand.

Anonymous said...

I know Phuket in Thailand.
I also know a fuckhead in Thailand.

I said exactly what I meant RJ. Now fuck off, or I'll come over and blow up your blog.

L.P. said...

what the fuck?
you're leaving me bitch?

Anonymous said...

Got to. You know how these urges take me. I'll be available if there's anything really hot in the works though.

L.P. said...

stomping around in circles. okay. damn it. my BFF has left me. sniffle. i'll holler if anyone needs asskicking. actually - i have this here list...

Anonymous said...

Do you now...
Give me a sample.

L.P. said...

i can't - i ate the evidence. i had on my barbie spy gear and couldn't overcome the compulsion to chew up and swallow the list. I was hacking up confetti for hours.

Anonymous said...

Fuck. I am so out of here.

L.P. said...

would you QUIT saying that. it makes me hyperventilate every time you do.

Anonymous said...

I'm here, don't get your panties in a bunch.

What the fuck am I saying? You don't wear panties!

L.P. said...

duh.

Roscoe James said...

Well fuckin exxxxxccccccccccuuuuuse me for my impertiveness to your high poobah of blatherishly blobphemery.

Anonymous said...

I've killed for less.
I think in your case I should use torture.

Come on Lakota, we've got a man in serious need of a lesson.

L.P. said...

yeah, i gots a bone to pick with him. can i yank it from his body?

Anonymous said...

Fuck me, that makes me hot. I haven't seen you do that in...way too long.

L.P. said...

is he still here? where the hell is he? (cracking my whip)

Anonymous said...

I sent him a couple of emails asking nicely that he return to the batcave.

Real nice I was.

Real. Nice.

L.P. said...

i'm sure you were batsweets. sigh. we'll never see hide nor bone of him again. damn.

Anonymous said...

Well hell.
Do you think it's my ears that scare people off?

L.P. said...

it's that sneering grin. i've told you to practice your smile in front of the mirror. but do you listen? nooooooooo.

Roscoe James said...

I was on the fucking bat phone. Robin wants to know where the batmobil is. He's got a date.

Anonymous said...

Robin is a wimp. He comes anywhere near my fucking batcar I will turn him into a smudge.

Anonymous said...

Hey, this is my practiced grin!
I thought I looked sexy.

Roscoe James said...

You might have to go through Bruth. Watch out!

L.P. said...

bruth? who the fuck is bruth. or am i making fun of a lisp. very unPC of me. oh, wait - i am unPC!

Anonymous said...

Oh please, I've taken him down before.

Why do you think I've got my own fucking batcave, and my own fuck battoys?

Roscoe James said...

And where's the princess? I want pics when you bitchslap her. EFG

Anonymous said...

Hey, there you are LP, Jill is around here somewhere.

Anonymous said...

Why would I bitchslap her?

Roscoe James said...

Yeah, I flashed her a message on the Bat Highly intense spot signal light. Told her to get her ass over here and take sides.

Roscoe James said...

Because you like to????

L.P. said...

run over to my place now! part one is up! whew. it was alot of work - that audition.

Anonymous said...

Heh, I've got all the munitions.

Roscoe James said...

I mean really, does there have to be a reason? This is Gotham city... maybe the Joker made ya do it.

Roscoe James said...

Is that Star Wars part one? Friday the 13th part one? Rocky part one? Batman begins?

Anonymous said...

RJ, you seem to have me confused with the crimefighters.

I can guarantee I don't fight crime. I don't live in Gotham, and I don't give a shit about the Joker.

This is my Cave, my grenade launcher, my napalm.

Are we clear?

L.P. said...

you fuckwads. get your asses over there NOW. go worship before my fucking brilliance. see the nuances, experience the inate symbolism and popcult references. go - go! before i set your asses on fire.

Anonymous said...

Lakota, the post is wickedly funny. Do I get to pick a furry fucktoy too?

Anonymous said...

If not, I'll just eat the candidates.

Roscoe James said...

Been there. Done that. Got a fucking t-shirt. So put up part two already.

Jill said...

Batbitch, I'm really starting to think you have a weird eating disorder!

Anonymous said...

By the way, who was the crazy that said she didn't give a shit about the Joker? I fuckin relent that!

Anonymous said...

My philosophy is, if you kill it you should eat it. Don't waste.

Either that our douse it with Napalm.

Roscoe James said...

I don't think its a case of having a wierd eating dissorder... I think she might just be one. EFG

Anonymous said...

Fuck off Joker, the chick that wanted to fuck you ain't here tonight.

Unless Jill is up for it?

Roscoe James said...

< PUTS ON HIS ARMORALL... THE PROSPECT OF DEATH IN THE BATCAVE SUDDENLY BECAME CHILLING!!!!

Jill said...

And RJ, for someone that waas captive, you are really wandering around places!!

L.P. said...

Why yes, batbitchigoodness.
PART 3 is a furry feast. I mean fest. You're so going to love what you're wearing...which is not much. Okay, nothing. Thank the great spirit that you aren't shy.
RJ Clint, I expect you to film it for posterity. and the fine furry posteriors as well.

Anonymous said...

Are you saying that sex with Jill will kill you?

Jill said...

And no, a man wearing more make up on his face than I wore my whole life doesn't turn me on!

Roscoe James said...

Well, exploooooooodddddeeee me. Jeeese, I get no respect at all. What the hell happened to the good ole days when the thought of a Joker anyplace but two card draw sent shivers up the spine of countless movie goes across the nation.

Roscoe James said...

Fuck, this fucking comment system pisses the hell out of me.

L.P. said...

someone wants to fuck Clint? OOOH - do tell. Do i need to enroll her in my bimbo deprogramming death camp as well?

Anonymous said...

Whose got time to go to the movies?
There are men and women out there that need fucked and fucked up.

Anonymous said...

I think Jill is going to fuck Clint. I'm waiting to watch it.

Let's grab some popcorn.

Roscoe James said...

Just leave us some butter. I saw the last tango too... EFG

Anonymous said...

There's a barrel of it in the kitchen.

Just make sure not to get into the rendered human fat. I'm saving that for a special ocassion.

Roscoe James said...

What for? To wax your tank?

Jill! Hey Jill? Where'd ya go?

Anonymous said...

She thinks you're insane.

L.P. said...

Night you evil spawn. see you manana.

Anonymous said...

OH HELL. I've just got RJ quiet so you can debone him.

Roscoe James said...

What? The princess is leaving? Somebody give me her phone number and Sprint card... keep her ass up all ngith.

Anonymous said...

She's over at her place taking care of a few loose ends.

Jill said...

CAn a girl not take a shower after 2h15 of karate in peace??
And RJ, you didn't come to scrub my back...

Anonymous said...

Here that RJ? You didn't go to Jill's to scrub her back.

What should we do to him Jill?

Roscoe James said...

How the hell did you get over here Jill? Hell, I got an APB out on ya. Sheeeeeeesh

Jill said...

RJ, how many time do I have to tell you, stop with those fucking abbreviations!!

Anonymous said...

Here's the whip Jill. I hate those fucking abbreviations too.

Jill said...

Been a couple of time I've told him, but he doesn't get a clue on that one.

Anonymous said...

I say we need to remind him.
Pain is good for that.
How about electric shocks? You up for that?

Jill said...

Electronut?? Electronipples??
I had to respond to this one before going to bed...

Anonymous said...

I like the way your mind works.

Jill said...

G'night!

Anonymous said...

Night jill.