i can't - i ate the evidence. i had on my barbie spy gear and couldn't overcome the compulsion to chew up and swallow the list. I was hacking up confetti for hours.
you fuckwads. get your asses over there NOW. go worship before my fucking brilliance. see the nuances, experience the inate symbolism and popcult references. go - go! before i set your asses on fire.
Why yes, batbitchigoodness. PART 3 is a furry feast. I mean fest. You're so going to love what you're wearing...which is not much. Okay, nothing. Thank the great spirit that you aren't shy. RJ Clint, I expect you to film it for posterity. and the fine furry posteriors as well.
Well, exploooooooodddddeeee me. Jeeese, I get no respect at all. What the hell happened to the good ole days when the thought of a Joker anyplace but two card draw sent shivers up the spine of countless movie goes across the nation.
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It's not fuckoff... its Phuket - you know, the place in Thailand.
I know Phuket in Thailand.
I also know a fuckhead in Thailand.
I said exactly what I meant RJ. Now fuck off, or I'll come over and blow up your blog.
what the fuck?
you're leaving me bitch?
Got to. You know how these urges take me. I'll be available if there's anything really hot in the works though.
stomping around in circles. okay. damn it. my BFF has left me. sniffle. i'll holler if anyone needs asskicking. actually - i have this here list...
Do you now...
Give me a sample.
i can't - i ate the evidence. i had on my barbie spy gear and couldn't overcome the compulsion to chew up and swallow the list. I was hacking up confetti for hours.
Fuck. I am so out of here.
would you QUIT saying that. it makes me hyperventilate every time you do.
I'm here, don't get your panties in a bunch.
What the fuck am I saying? You don't wear panties!
duh.
Well fuckin exxxxxccccccccccuuuuuse me for my impertiveness to your high poobah of blatherishly blobphemery.
I've killed for less.
I think in your case I should use torture.
Come on Lakota, we've got a man in serious need of a lesson.
yeah, i gots a bone to pick with him. can i yank it from his body?
Fuck me, that makes me hot. I haven't seen you do that in...way too long.
is he still here? where the hell is he? (cracking my whip)
I sent him a couple of emails asking nicely that he return to the batcave.
Real nice I was.
Real. Nice.
i'm sure you were batsweets. sigh. we'll never see hide nor bone of him again. damn.
Well hell.
Do you think it's my ears that scare people off?
it's that sneering grin. i've told you to practice your smile in front of the mirror. but do you listen? nooooooooo.
I was on the fucking bat phone. Robin wants to know where the batmobil is. He's got a date.
Robin is a wimp. He comes anywhere near my fucking batcar I will turn him into a smudge.
Hey, this is my practiced grin!
I thought I looked sexy.
You might have to go through Bruth. Watch out!
bruth? who the fuck is bruth. or am i making fun of a lisp. very unPC of me. oh, wait - i am unPC!
Oh please, I've taken him down before.
Why do you think I've got my own fucking batcave, and my own fuck battoys?
And where's the princess? I want pics when you bitchslap her. EFG
Hey, there you are LP, Jill is around here somewhere.
Why would I bitchslap her?
Yeah, I flashed her a message on the Bat Highly intense spot signal light. Told her to get her ass over here and take sides.
Because you like to????
run over to my place now! part one is up! whew. it was alot of work - that audition.
Heh, I've got all the munitions.
I mean really, does there have to be a reason? This is Gotham city... maybe the Joker made ya do it.
Is that Star Wars part one? Friday the 13th part one? Rocky part one? Batman begins?
RJ, you seem to have me confused with the crimefighters.
I can guarantee I don't fight crime. I don't live in Gotham, and I don't give a shit about the Joker.
This is my Cave, my grenade launcher, my napalm.
Are we clear?
you fuckwads. get your asses over there NOW. go worship before my fucking brilliance. see the nuances, experience the inate symbolism and popcult references. go - go! before i set your asses on fire.
Lakota, the post is wickedly funny. Do I get to pick a furry fucktoy too?
If not, I'll just eat the candidates.
Been there. Done that. Got a fucking t-shirt. So put up part two already.
Batbitch, I'm really starting to think you have a weird eating disorder!
By the way, who was the crazy that said she didn't give a shit about the Joker? I fuckin relent that!
My philosophy is, if you kill it you should eat it. Don't waste.
Either that our douse it with Napalm.
I don't think its a case of having a wierd eating dissorder... I think she might just be one. EFG
Fuck off Joker, the chick that wanted to fuck you ain't here tonight.
Unless Jill is up for it?
< PUTS ON HIS ARMORALL... THE PROSPECT OF DEATH IN THE BATCAVE SUDDENLY BECAME CHILLING!!!!
And RJ, for someone that waas captive, you are really wandering around places!!
Why yes, batbitchigoodness.
PART 3 is a furry feast. I mean fest. You're so going to love what you're wearing...which is not much. Okay, nothing. Thank the great spirit that you aren't shy.
RJ Clint, I expect you to film it for posterity. and the fine furry posteriors as well.
Are you saying that sex with Jill will kill you?
And no, a man wearing more make up on his face than I wore my whole life doesn't turn me on!
Well, exploooooooodddddeeee me. Jeeese, I get no respect at all. What the hell happened to the good ole days when the thought of a Joker anyplace but two card draw sent shivers up the spine of countless movie goes across the nation.
Fuck, this fucking comment system pisses the hell out of me.
someone wants to fuck Clint? OOOH - do tell. Do i need to enroll her in my bimbo deprogramming death camp as well?
Whose got time to go to the movies?
There are men and women out there that need fucked and fucked up.
I think Jill is going to fuck Clint. I'm waiting to watch it.
Let's grab some popcorn.
Just leave us some butter. I saw the last tango too... EFG
There's a barrel of it in the kitchen.
Just make sure not to get into the rendered human fat. I'm saving that for a special ocassion.
What for? To wax your tank?
Jill! Hey Jill? Where'd ya go?
She thinks you're insane.
Night you evil spawn. see you manana.
OH HELL. I've just got RJ quiet so you can debone him.
What? The princess is leaving? Somebody give me her phone number and Sprint card... keep her ass up all ngith.
She's over at her place taking care of a few loose ends.
CAn a girl not take a shower after 2h15 of karate in peace??
And RJ, you didn't come to scrub my back...
Here that RJ? You didn't go to Jill's to scrub her back.
What should we do to him Jill?
How the hell did you get over here Jill? Hell, I got an APB out on ya. Sheeeeeeesh
RJ, how many time do I have to tell you, stop with those fucking abbreviations!!
Here's the whip Jill. I hate those fucking abbreviations too.
Been a couple of time I've told him, but he doesn't get a clue on that one.
I say we need to remind him.
Pain is good for that.
How about electric shocks? You up for that?
Electronut?? Electronipples??
I had to respond to this one before going to bed...
I like the way your mind works.
G'night!
Night jill.
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