Monday

POETRY SUCKS (and so do I ;)

I came, I saw, I blew it the fuck up.
… then I did it again because it felt so good.

22 comments:

L.P. said...

And people wonder why I lust for you. Okay, so maybe they don't wonder. Maybe they don't really give a shit.

So tell me more about this sucking part.

I'm going to be extremely evil and link this to the choo-choo. You wanna know why? Because fucking with you is my favorite pasttime.

L.P. said...

Muuuwaaahahahahahahaaa!
Thanks.
That made my day.

I wonder how many people will leave here traumatized?

Anonymous said...

You know, that's a great idea. I'm heading over to the Uber-Goddess' right now.

Fuck em if they don't fucking get it.

L.P. said...

It sez no rules, don' it?

Anonymous said...

AAAACCCKKKKK!!!!
You said the "R" word. I'm going to have to kill you now.

L.P. said...

you can try.

i likes that Red. She has possibilities. You think we're too rough a crowd for her to hang with? I'd like to play with her. Yeah, that too.

Anonymous said...

Where'd you run into this Red bitch? She like to play with knives?

L.P. said...

I've seen her hanging at the goddess bitch's place. she seems cool. I need to hang with cool people so it rubs off on me. Glam be cool. You be cool. Uh.... that's the short list.

i'm thinking nobody likes our poems. i'm doing bettah than you though. put that in your pipe and smoke it. No. That was NOT a reference to my heritage. bitch.

Anonymous said...

You do know that I'd just play with anyone that showed up here. It's probably a good thing, for them, that they stay away.

L.P. said...

I guess some folks ain't into cheap thrills.

Me? The cheaper da bettah.

Anonymous said...

Hey, I missed your first comment.
The sucking? Babe, you know how I love to suck.

and fuck.

Oh and I'm getting all teary over the last part of your comment. Gives me reason to fuck with you all the more.

Roscoe James said...

So... this is the batbitch cave. So, like wherez the batty car and Jeeves?

Anonymous said...

Looks like you just volunteered to be Jeeves RJ. I do so love slaves.

Don't even begin to think you're going to drive the batcar.

But I'd love for you to try...

Jill said...

i wonder if this poem qualified for a haiku?? Then I don't know much about poetry different style!!

Anonymous said...

Jill, can I eat you?

L.P. said...

aw damn. i love you, you evil bitch.
cackling hysterically.
Jill feel free to bitchslap the snot out of her. Or if you don't wanna, I'll do it for you. Let me? Please? Pretty please? She's gets all excited when I play rough.

and thanks R.Jeeves - you just answered an essential question I had.

Anonymous said...

Come and get me bitch.

L.P. said...

ohh - my pleasure. honest.

Rhian said...

minimalist poetry with an attitude. i like it.
and i'm not just saying that so you won't blow my blog up either. i mean it. with complete sincerity.

Anonymous said...

Damn but you sound like you have an attitude Rhian.

I like that in a woman.

Susan Helene Gottfried said...

Rhian IS attitude.

I'd like to know how you can blow the same thing up more than once. Either it didn't work the first time, or else you've got these eeeety beeety little pieces that spray everywhere.

Anonymous said...

That's the thing, I don't blow the same thing up, I blow up something new. It's all in the explosion.