Bobby the blue. . Thanks for replying and interest...
Ohh this is a one. . you ready. .
At the time of receiving the joke. (1mnth ago). I did forward text to my boyfriend and 3 other friends...as he/they loves bad jokes but funny with a "oh no...then laugh at loud."
That was that. . .
Last weekend to be procise he produced the text saying "ohhh yehhh what is this?"
I askd him what was he on about I sent it to him ages ago. . .
A BIG NOOOOOOO bellowed out.
I was stumped...askd him what was he on about.
If he hadnt received it..yes how is he producing it I hear you ALL say. .
He went obviously down my phone. forward'd the text godness knows whento his
Don't bother me I have no secrets from him.
Since then I have wondered. . what the hell and decided to give you this poll for me. .
Beyond me as to why a week later he still upset and won't talk about it. .
Chaz, I really haven't heard enough aobut your relationship to be giving you any kind of advice. If I had to guess, I think your man just needs some personal attention.
As for the shaving, here's a system I found at ebay that's not the same one I bought, but similar. Shaver System at eBay
Batbitch: Hirr. . You enjoy girl. . Takin it easy can only be of benefit if life is as your blog. . lol X
P.S. .We can tend to put our Loved ones first and suddenly realise we still exsist as a person. . .
If my effort is not noticed, I still make the effort to give me the feel good factor. . (You know what I mean.. . girlie talk here).. .Plus a good glass of favourite tipple lol X
I love my boyfriend more than he can possibly image/dearly. I have respect his wants and needs/approach. . Mine scares him when I have mearly suggested it. . (sheltered life I can only assum).
Don't get me wrong on the internet he can talk the talk. . But when it comes to walk the walk.... BIG QUESTION MARK. . .
Batbitch: Hirr Hun...something went wrong AOL kept cutting off and kept advising me to restart the computer with some error number coming up. I have no idea what | was doing in the end...and I could not log in under my usual blog name. Tried again just now and they are gong to resend infor to my email. .Chazza X x
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I hear there's a great view from that plane you're on there.
We DO miss you!
Take care!
I'll take some pictures for ya.
Your photos are always unexpected. Should I be afraid of what you catch on your lens?
Afraid? Now there's an interesting word.
Indeed an odd selection on my part as my cold heart knows no fear. Care to test me?
yerr snap away and entertain us. . x
Something about that rocket blasting upwards into space...it's a metaphor right?
Bax, I just might. ;-)
And I do hope to entertain you Chaz, when I do...
Dick, I chose that symbology just for you. :-)
Batbitch. . I am sure you will Giving me food for thought for sure with ole boyfriend. X x
Hi Batbitch and fello bloggers. . Need your help ? ? ?
One of my mates text me a double meaning joke... My boyfriend for some odd reason DID NOT SEE THE FUNNY SIDE OF IT WHY? ? ?
R E A D Y. . . (went something like this as far as I remember)
Come in and shut the door.
Pull down your knickers and sit on top of me.
Thanks. .
The toilet x x
One of the guys should really answer this one for you Chaz. All I can figure is the text made your bf jealous.
No Idea as to why, he says he is not the type to be. Yes It would be nice to hear from one of the guys on this one. . X X
P.S All I can say what did the poor toilet ever do to him. . .
Men LOVE toilet humor.
He wanted you to think that he wanted some tryst when you got home, but ended it with a different kind of dirty punchline.
Not the greatest text joke, but amusing.
'Cept her friend sent the text, not her boyfriend.
So why did the bf get upset, Bax?
Bobby the blue. . Thanks for replying and interest...
Ohh this is a one. . you ready. .
At the time of receiving the joke. (1mnth ago). I did forward text to my boyfriend and 3 other friends...as he/they loves bad jokes but funny with a "oh no...then laugh at loud."
That was that. . .
Last weekend to be procise he produced the text saying "ohhh yehhh what is this?"
I askd him what was he on about I sent it to him ages ago. . .
A BIG NOOOOOOO bellowed out.
I was stumped...askd him what was he on about.
If he hadnt received it..yes how is he producing it I hear you ALL say. .
He went obviously down my phone. forward'd the text godness knows whento his
Don't bother me I have no secrets from him.
Since then I have wondered. . what the hell and decided to give you this poll for me. .
Beyond me as to why a week later he still upset and won't talk about it. .
Chaz, I really haven't heard enough aobut your relationship to be giving you any kind of advice. If I had to guess, I think your man just needs some personal attention.
As for the shaving, here's a system I found at ebay that's not the same one I bought, but similar.
Shaver System at eBay
I wonder if that would work on my neck? I get a lot of bumps after shaving my thick manly...
...beard.
You can give mine a try, if you like.
btw, I do love when a man trims his ... neck. ;-)
Batbitch. . .Unfortunately I think its the Victor Meldrew syndrome creepin in as he gets older. He is reachin his big 4 0...lol
Any way. . .I think I will leave this one to him.
Thanks for the recommendation I shall check that one out. Get back to you on the outcome.x x
Ah, but it doesn't hurt to throw on the thigh highs, a short leather skirt and a tight bustier, to counter those Meldrew moments, now does it?
Batbitch. .Thanks for info: been ebay. Bought and on its way to England. Shall look forward to bristle, lump free fan. . lol
P.S. .Oh believe me I am that Kind of girl..Got the gear, got the sex drive to match...
Nudge..Nudge..wink..wink....lol
He runs a mile and gets a --oop on. . .lol. I cannot win...
I have an idea....two-in-one vibrating shavers for today's busy girls.
Market it Dick, you'll be rich. ;-)
Batbitch/Dick. . .Yerr I see it You can say. . .For the Multi taskin woman of today. .Id buy it...lol X
I know it's a niche market but I think I can find an opening to penetrate.
With the right angle, Dick, I have no doubt you'll find the consumer receptive.
A whole new meaning to. . .
Honey "Im just going to take a shower". . lol X
Batbitch any thing exciting at your end this Bank holiday? X
Nothing going here Chaz. Just taking it easy for another couple of days before I get back into the swing of things.
Talking of swing of things there's a good reason why I always where Speedos.
You might knock yourself out otherwise, Dick?
Ohhhhh Yerr the guys and their boast of their tools ha.. lol
Yeah Chaz, but I'm so fascinated with those tools...
Batbitch: Hirr. . You enjoy girl. . Takin it easy can only be of benefit if life is as your blog. . lol X
P.S. .We can tend to put our Loved ones first and suddenly realise we still exsist as a person. . .
If my effort is not noticed, I still make the effort to give me the feel good factor. . (You know what I mean.. . girlie talk here).. .Plus a good glass of favourite tipple lol X
I hear ya Chaz.
I also tend to have several loved ones, at any given time.
And it is entirely possible that my real life is reflected in this blog.
As they say. . "You go girl".
I remember the day so clearly. . O n c e. lol X X
I love my boyfriend more than he can possibly image/dearly. I have respect his wants and needs/approach. . Mine scares him when I have mearly suggested it. . (sheltered life I can only assum).
Don't get me wrong on the internet he can talk the talk. . But when it comes to walk the walk.... BIG QUESTION MARK. . .
To each his or her own Chaz, nothing wrong with that. Though I do appreciate a man that knows how to tie a knot, when I can find one. ;-)
I asked THE OTHER HALF to take a walk out the door.
She's still here, she can't take a hint.
That would certainly explain your absence.
...I have friends, you know, just in case you need that kind of help. ;-)
The only part I don't like is getting mistaken for a gas pump.
Hmm, I don't know about that Mr. Fill-'er-up, my tank's running a bit low...
Just started working on an new post. Don't have any idea what it's going to be yet though, so it will be a while before I get it up.
Chaz? Why did you remove your comments?
Batbitch: Hirr Hun...something went wrong AOL kept cutting off and kept advising me to restart the computer with some error number coming up. I have no idea what | was doing in the end...and I could not log in under my usual blog name. Tried again just now and they are gong to resend infor to my email. .Chazza X x
okay, got it now Chazza.
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