Friday

Devil's Task - 20

"Damn it, he's not dead!" I glared at the Hasselhoff.

"Does he look ... smaller to you though?"

"Who cares. Kill the thing, and this time make sure it's dead."

Regomar swung his blades in a blur of motion that reduced the Hasselhoff to chunks no bigger than a ham. "That should do it."

12 comments:

Bobby "the Blue" said...

TGIF! Even though I work all weekend. LOL. How are you doing?

Back to the Devil's Task, Why do I have the feeling that will NOT be the end of t3h H0ff?.

Anonymous said...

Not awake yet, and oddly having ... weird, contemplative moments today. (I can't believe I admitted that) I'm sure I'll get over it, once I'm fully awake.

What, you think The Hoff is a sissy or something?

Bobby "the Blue" said...

Are you showing us a softer side???

How can Hoff be a sissy with all that chest hair? Only Chuck Norris has more.

ozymandiaz said...

and just like a flatworm each peice became a whole and there were countless little hasselhoffs running about
Oh, the nightmare of it all.

Anonymous said...

God forbid!

This is true, he does have a lot of chest hair...

Anonymous said...

Great idea Oz.
You just know we need more Hasselhoffs!

Bobby "the Blue" said...

Will we see an Army of Hoffs? You might need to call in Uncle Festus for assistance.

Anonymous said...

Hummmm, I might be a little burned out on the army of little dudes category. Even though mutant leonidas-squirrel-Hoffs makes me chuckle. (Just not too much)

Bobby "the Blue" said...

It sounds so funny to me that tears of mirth are forming in my eyes!

Anonymous said...

Might be tasty for dinner, with a light Hollandaise sauce and a bottle of Chardonay...

Istvanski said...

Hey! Don't hassle the Hoff!

Anonymous said...

Sheesh Ist, with all that chest hair of his, he should be able to stand up to a little Hoffhastling.