Tuesday

Still on Vacation

Just taking off for another adventure.

I won't be gone for long though, I'm starting to miss you guys. ;-)

50 comments:

Bobby "the Blue" said...

I hear there's a great view from that plane you're on there.

We DO miss you!

Take care!

Anonymous said...

I'll take some pictures for ya.

Bobby "the Blue" said...

Your photos are always unexpected. Should I be afraid of what you catch on your lens?

Anonymous said...

Afraid? Now there's an interesting word.

Bobby "the Blue" said...

Indeed an odd selection on my part as my cold heart knows no fear. Care to test me?

chazza said...

yerr snap away and entertain us. . x

Dick Headley said...

Something about that rocket blasting upwards into space...it's a metaphor right?

Anonymous said...

Bax, I just might. ;-)

Anonymous said...

And I do hope to entertain you Chaz, when I do...

Anonymous said...

Dick, I chose that symbology just for you. :-)

chazza said...

Batbitch. . I am sure you will Giving me food for thought for sure with ole boyfriend. X x

chazza said...

Hi Batbitch and fello bloggers. . Need your help ? ? ?

One of my mates text me a double meaning joke... My boyfriend for some odd reason DID NOT SEE THE FUNNY SIDE OF IT WHY? ? ?




R E A D Y. . . (went something like this as far as I remember)



Come in and shut the door.

Pull down your knickers and sit on top of me.












Thanks. .

The toilet x x

Anonymous said...

One of the guys should really answer this one for you Chaz. All I can figure is the text made your bf jealous.

chazza said...

No Idea as to why, he says he is not the type to be. Yes It would be nice to hear from one of the guys on this one. . X X



P.S All I can say what did the poor toilet ever do to him. . .

Bobby "the Blue" said...

Men LOVE toilet humor.

He wanted you to think that he wanted some tryst when you got home, but ended it with a different kind of dirty punchline.

Not the greatest text joke, but amusing.

Anonymous said...

'Cept her friend sent the text, not her boyfriend.

So why did the bf get upset, Bax?

chazza said...

Bobby the blue. . Thanks for replying and interest...

Ohh this is a one. . you ready. .

At the time of receiving the joke. (1mnth ago). I did forward text to my boyfriend and 3 other friends...as he/they loves bad jokes but funny with a "oh no...then laugh at loud."

That was that. . .

Last weekend to be procise he produced the text saying "ohhh yehhh what is this?"

I askd him what was he on about I sent it to him ages ago. . .

A BIG NOOOOOOO bellowed out.

I was stumped...askd him what was he on about.

If he hadnt received it..yes how is he producing it I hear you ALL say. .

He went obviously down my phone. forward'd the text godness knows whento his

Don't bother me I have no secrets from him.

Since then I have wondered. . what the hell and decided to give you this poll for me. .

Beyond me as to why a week later he still upset and won't talk about it. .

Anonymous said...

Chaz, I really haven't heard enough aobut your relationship to be giving you any kind of advice. If I had to guess, I think your man just needs some personal attention.

As for the shaving, here's a system I found at ebay that's not the same one I bought, but similar.
Shaver System at eBay

Bobby "the Blue" said...

I wonder if that would work on my neck? I get a lot of bumps after shaving my thick manly...

...beard.

Anonymous said...

You can give mine a try, if you like.

btw, I do love when a man trims his ... neck. ;-)

chazza said...

Batbitch. . .Unfortunately I think its the Victor Meldrew syndrome creepin in as he gets older. He is reachin his big 4 0...lol

Any way. . .I think I will leave this one to him.

Thanks for the recommendation I shall check that one out. Get back to you on the outcome.x x

Anonymous said...

Ah, but it doesn't hurt to throw on the thigh highs, a short leather skirt and a tight bustier, to counter those Meldrew moments, now does it?

chazza said...

Batbitch. .Thanks for info: been ebay. Bought and on its way to England. Shall look forward to bristle, lump free fan. . lol

P.S. .Oh believe me I am that Kind of girl..Got the gear, got the sex drive to match...

Nudge..Nudge..wink..wink....lol

He runs a mile and gets a --oop on. . .lol. I cannot win...

Dick Headley said...

I have an idea....two-in-one vibrating shavers for today's busy girls.

Anonymous said...

Market it Dick, you'll be rich. ;-)

chazza said...

Batbitch/Dick. . .Yerr I see it You can say. . .For the Multi taskin woman of today. .Id buy it...lol X

Dick Headley said...

I know it's a niche market but I think I can find an opening to penetrate.

Anonymous said...

With the right angle, Dick, I have no doubt you'll find the consumer receptive.

chazza said...

A whole new meaning to. . .
Honey "Im just going to take a shower". . lol X

chazza said...

Batbitch any thing exciting at your end this Bank holiday? X

Anonymous said...

Nothing going here Chaz. Just taking it easy for another couple of days before I get back into the swing of things.

Dick Headley said...

Talking of swing of things there's a good reason why I always where Speedos.

Anonymous said...

You might knock yourself out otherwise, Dick?

chazza said...

Ohhhhh Yerr the guys and their boast of their tools ha.. lol

Anonymous said...

Yeah Chaz, but I'm so fascinated with those tools...

chazza said...

Batbitch: Hirr. . You enjoy girl. . Takin it easy can only be of benefit if life is as your blog. . lol X

P.S. .We can tend to put our Loved ones first and suddenly realise we still exsist as a person. . .

If my effort is not noticed, I still make the effort to give me the feel good factor. . (You know what I mean.. . girlie talk here).. .Plus a good glass of favourite tipple lol X

Anonymous said...

I hear ya Chaz.

I also tend to have several loved ones, at any given time.

And it is entirely possible that my real life is reflected in this blog.

chazza said...

As they say. . "You go girl".

I remember the day so clearly. . O n c e. lol X X

I love my boyfriend more than he can possibly image/dearly. I have respect his wants and needs/approach. . Mine scares him when I have mearly suggested it. . (sheltered life I can only assum).

Don't get me wrong on the internet he can talk the talk. . But when it comes to walk the walk.... BIG QUESTION MARK. . .

Anonymous said...

To each his or her own Chaz, nothing wrong with that. Though I do appreciate a man that knows how to tie a knot, when I can find one. ;-)

Istvanski said...

I asked THE OTHER HALF to take a walk out the door.
She's still here, she can't take a hint.

Anonymous said...

That would certainly explain your absence.

...I have friends, you know, just in case you need that kind of help. ;-)

Dick Headley said...

The only part I don't like is getting mistaken for a gas pump.

Anonymous said...

Hmm, I don't know about that Mr. Fill-'er-up, my tank's running a bit low...

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Anonymous said...

Just started working on an new post. Don't have any idea what it's going to be yet though, so it will be a while before I get it up.

chazza said...
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Anonymous said...

Chaz? Why did you remove your comments?

Anonymous said...

Batbitch: Hirr Hun...something went wrong AOL kept cutting off and kept advising me to restart the computer with some error number coming up. I have no idea what | was doing in the end...and I could not log in under my usual blog name. Tried again just now and they are gong to resend infor to my email. .Chazza X x

Anonymous said...

okay, got it now Chazza.