"Regomar, it's me!!!""I'm after that abomination behind you!"
"Oh holy crap, who, or what is he supposed to be?"
"Fuck if I know, but he feels evil."
"Kill it, before it spreads..."
"But I have such manly chest hair--"
Regomar ran the thing through with his sword, then speared him in the heart as he lay on his back. "That should do it."
I gazed down at the corpse and had a sudden urge to recite the benidiction. "Fu--, fu--, oh hell, I can't even say the "F" word! Do something!!!"
Regomar turned a wicked smile on me. "I can not only say fuck, but I can do it..."
He took a step towards me, leering at my robe...
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It truly IS Hasselhoff Wednesday. Is this the devil in his true form?
Brilliant post, BTW. :)
Maybe.
You keep saying things like that and I'll owe you a whole lot of oral sex...
Then I'll keep saying things like that!
You really know how to rock a Nun's habit, ya know that?
lol...
I'd make a very bad nun. :-)
I think you'd be like Sister Shannon.
http://www.answers.com/topic/warrior-nun-areala
You might be able to use some of those Warrior Nun Areala pics on this adventure...
Hey, I'll check it out.
~kisses~
Here's another funny character, BATTLE POPE!
http://www.answers.com/topic/battle-pope
If you work him into a story, you should be in line for a Nobel Prize for literature.
Bax, I think you've read me long enough to know I could fit the Stay Puff Marshmallow man and a giant wind-up dildo into the story.
Indeed!
And I would like to see that happen too! You can make anything happen, but you fit it in in unexpected ways.
What were we talking about? ;)
I think we're back to the fact I'm an all entry kind of gal...
You are perfect.
And you're just now realizing that?
I knew it, I just don't say it enough.
Damn, you do know how to chat a girl up.
More oral sex for you. ;-)
Strewth it's Donny Osmonde! He must be working out.
What happened to Dodge? Did he get that movie contract I sent?
Dude, Osmond? I didn't think that guy could even grow chest hair.
Donny?!?!?
G'morning BB!
So it was YOU that stole Dodge away from me!
You owe me for that, Dick...
Morning Bax, just ignore the man in the bright yellow speedo.
Isn't that what you're supposed to do when you see a man in a speedo? No offense... ;)
YOU KILLED THE HASSELHOFF!
the world is now a darker place...
Of course, Bax.
(I am not going to tell you what I really do...)
Keep yer shirt on OZ, I don't think the Hasselhoff is that easy to get rid of...
Watch it bobby...I've got connections.
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