
"Regomar, it's me!!!"
"I'm after that abomination behind you!"
"Oh holy crap, who, or what is he supposed to be?"
"Fuck if I know, but he feels evil."
"Kill it, before it spreads..."
"But I have such manly chest hair--"
Regomar ran the thing through with his sword, then speared him in the heart as he lay on his back. "That should do it."
I gazed down at the corpse and had a sudden urge to recite the benidiction. "Fu--, fu--, oh hell, I can't even say the "F" word! Do something!!!"
Regomar turned a wicked smile on me. "I can not only say fuck, but I can do it..."
He took a step towards me, leering at my robe...