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Friday

Simply Abominable...

"You're after the Abominable Snowman?" Indy shook his head at me. "Are you fucking insane?"

"Um ... No."

"And how, exactly, were you planning on capturing him?"

He had a point, but I wasn't going to say that. Hell, I didn't think I'd actually find the fucking creature. "Hadn't really gotten that far in my planning."

Indy gaped at me for a minute, then smiled. I didn't like that smile. "Show him some skin."

"What?"

"Get over there, and come onto the big guy."

"I am not going to fuck a Yeti!"

"You don't have to fuck him, just ..." Indy looked between me an the beast. "Charm him into coming with you."

I opened my mouth to argue with him, shut it. Looked back at the Snowman.

You know, he might just have an idea...

Thursday

Search but No Rescue...

"You have got to be fucking kidding me."

I peered out the window at the snowy peaks below us. "No."

"Do you have any idea where in all this your fugitive is?"

"He was last seen just outside the Lukla area."

"Lukla ... why does that sound so familiar?"

I busied myself looking out the window.

"Fuck. It's the runway that ends in a mountain."

"You see it yet?"

"What's that over there?"

"That," Indy turned the plane in the direction I was pointing. "Would be it."

Flight

"Sweet, when did you get this?" It was one of the new microjets. I didn't even know they were selling them yet.

"Let's just say a friend of mine gave it to me." Indy motioned for me to board ahead of him. I had to duck to clear the doorway. "God I love that skirt."

Wednesday

Finder's Fee

"Indy, do you have any extra handcuffs I could borrow?"

"Babe." The grin he sent me nearly made me forget what I was doing. "I'll grab some extras. What are we up to now?"

I snagged several grenades and shoved them into my pack. "Finding a missing person."

"That's very noble of you." Indy gave me a hand up off the floor.

"He doesn't want to be found for a reason."