Friday Night!

PARTY!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Midnight Snack

I was just wandering around when I saw these guys. Had the munchies, so I figured I'd wait for them to finish up killing each other.

Nothing like fresh meat...

The Art of Negotiation

"What the fuck is this supposed to be?"

"That's the Abominable Snowman." Okay, so it wasn't much of him, but it was all we could recover.

"Yeah right." The man went back to working on his gun. "You'll get the bounty when you bring me the rest of him."

I reached into the back of my skirt for my dagger. I was going to get my bounty money out of this prick. I was just about to launch myself on the man when Indy grabbed me. "Let me handle this."

I gritted my teeth, but nodded. Then watched as Indy strolled over to the dude, and punched him right in the jaw before I even saw it coming. "I can keep this up all day." He didn't bother to help the man back to his feet.

"Look at what she brought me." The man waved at the pile of Yeti parts I'd placed on his counter.

Indy just looked at the man, and punched him again.

The guy didn't bother getting up this time. "All right already! I'll go get the money for her."

Break

Fuck with me at your own peril!

Just thought you all needed the reminder.

Snow More...

"Where the hell are they taking him?" I shot a glance at Indy who chuckled at me.

"To collect the bounty, of course." He continued to grin as he flew his plane in a circle over the helicopter.

I rolled my eyes and slouched further into the seat. "There any booze on this thing?"

I had my hand on the harness release when the plane bucked. "Wha...?" A quick look out the window showed the chopper a blazing ball of flame. "Fuck me!"

Well shit...

"Damn, that was a tight fit." But could they get the door shut?

With a little struggling on the men's part, they managed to jam it into place. Indy and I stepped back, and I held my breath, and prayed the chopper could make it off the ground.

"There they go." I watched in satisfaction as the bird took to the air.

"Babes," Indy shaded his eyes as he watched the helicopter recede into the distance. "You did tell them where to take him, didn't you?"

Mine's Bigger than Yours...

"Er ... yes, you're the only one for me." Indy shot a look in my direction that promised retribution.

"You're doing great!" Okay, so I could almost be understood through my laughter. It was then, that I noticed the absolutely funniest thing about this entire adventure. "Say Indy..."

"What, can't you see I'm busy here?" Indy's voice was muffled as the Snowman embraced his head.

"Just a quick question. How exactly are we going to get him into your plane?"

Indy pried himself loose from the embrace. "Fuck."

Just then the answer to our prayers arrived. Or did it?

Snow Job

"Come on Indy." It took everything I had not to laugh. "Now get naked and give it your best."

"I am not getting naked for a Yeti." Indy glowered at me, sighed, then headed for the creature. "You are so going to owe me a blow job when this is over."

Hell, I was going to do more than blow him if he got Abominable to come along with us. There was a $250K bounty on the beasts head.

Indy stopped right in front of the Snowman, and cleared his throat. "Erm ... Hey big boy ..."

Snowballs

"I can't believe I'm doing this."

"Just get your clothes off, and get on with it."

"Hey big boy." I glanced all the way up at the Snowman's face. "How about you and me ... what the fuck?"

The Yeti had taken all of one look at me, then riveted his attention elsewhere.

"Uh, Indy?" I turned around, trying to keep a straight face. "Looks to me like you'll need to be showing some skin here. See how good you are at charming the big guy into coming with us."