Saturday

Devil's Task - 31

"Does anyone hear bells?" Indy tilted his head, listening.

I glanced over his shoulder and couldn't believe my eyes.

The prince barked a laugh. "Tinkerbells."

The big purple guy looked back at us. "The Hoff gave me gas." Then he turned and walked off into the night.

9 comments:

Dick Headley said...

At $4 a gallon he should be so lucky.

Anonymous said...

Filler up dh?

Heff said...

The Hoff always gives me gas, and usually a bitchin' case of nausea as well.

Anonymous said...

Heh. It's not just the chest hair either...

ozymandiaz said...

whatever shall the world do now without the Hoff
oh wait
I see the door opening for the improbable sequal where the Hoff comes back as a tink fart and terrorizes nostril hair everywhere

Anonymous said...

Sorry Oz, I think I'd rather have a wedgie than revisit the Hoff.

Bobby "the Blue" said...

The Hoff was easier to defeat than I wouyld've expected. Then again, who knows what would've happened without Tink's help. I'd rather not think about it...

Anonymous said...

It would have been gruesome beyond belief.

ozymandiaz said...

I do wedgies...
just sayin

since I have read this story I have had the fear that somewhere out there is a Tinking time bomb.
had to say it