Tuesday

Vacation Prep...

I need to get a good tan base, before I head for the beaches...

Come on in, the water's fine. :-)

52 comments:

Heff said...

Ok, this is EASILY one of the strangest blogs I've ever encountered....

Bobby "the Blue" said...

The view is fine too...

Anonymous said...

Heff! Welcome to my cave. Jump on into the strangeness with the rest of us...

It's ever so worth it. ;-)

Anonymous said...

Bax... ~great big grin, and whole body kisses for you~

Heff said...

Be Gentle !

Anonymous said...

C'mere and let me show you just how gentle I can be. :-)

Heff said...

Hey ! Thanks for the Blogroll addition ! Once I find a pic of "you" clothed, I'll put a BatBitch motion link from mine.

Anonymous said...

Oooh, I've never been motion linked. Sounds kinky.

I like.

Anonymous said...

ha babe Like your style, no white lines for you no doubt. Still interested in taking/enjoying a Banana Sundae with me?

Heff said...

BatBitch, I always keep my word.

BEHOLD THE POWER OF HEFF !

http://www.freewebs.com/heffsbarandgrill/BatBitch.gif

Use it or lose it, Baby !

Bobby "the Blue" said...

Before vacation, will you finish off the Hoff? Or maybe the Heff?

Anonymous said...

Great blog. Really glad I came across it.

Anonymous said...

Anon, I would love to taste your banana ... sundae.

Anonymous said...

Woohoo!!!!! You all have to check out the magic over at Heff's place. I swear I've never looked better!

~wicked tongue kiss for you Heff~

Anonymous said...

Bax, you sound sooooo hopeful... I'll have to see. Really more interested in getting a base tan right now though.

Anonymous said...

OtWHO, well hung??? You'll fit right in around here.

Did you meet dh, btw? I think you two have a lot in common. ;-)

Heff said...

Aw, Shucks :)

chazza said...

hi hun..was passin' I see you're not short for company, speak laters.

Leave you to enjoy...You lucky Bitch.

(though...I might pick up a few tricks, for my boyfriends member to perform to o o o ...) x x..lol

takecare...

Anonymous said...

Hey Chaz! Tan lines? Nevah!

Research all you like. Then be sure to implement.

Have a great weekend. ;-)

Anonymous said...

I'm not falling for it Heff...

Heff said...

BatBitch - Blawhahhahahah !!!

There's a useful comment for ya !

Anonymous said...

Heh. Damn, but you fit right in.

"Blergh" is another good one. ;-)

Anonymous said...

So what has heff got that I haven't?

Anonymous said...

He made me an animated linky!

But I still love you. :-)

Dick Headley said...
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Anonymous said...

I know you're just being kind. It's because heff's is bigger isn't it?

Anonymous said...

Bigger what, Mr. Trump? Brain? Nose? Beer gut?

Guitar????

Dick Headley said...

Stop your bloody whining trump. Mine's enormous batbitch. I'm talking about my walk-in closet...I could have 50 Mexicans living in there.

Anonymous said...

Rumor has it, dh, you charge them each $25 a week to stay there too.

Dick Headley said...

Rumours, rumours. Nobody ever mentions the generous family discount.

Anonymous said...

Actually, I heard it was a can of worms and a stick with a string and a hook tied on...

Dick Headley said...

Ah, worried about where the money comes from now are we? No more designer panties flown in fresh from Rome every morning for you. I have cancelled your account.

Anonymous said...

You wouldn't!

Then again, you might want to remember that thing I do with my tongue...

Anonymous said...

Don't listen to him batbitch. The only panties you'll get from him is what he steals off Rosie O'Donnell's washing line. And nobody wants those. Plus if you step into his walk-in closet you'll be right back in the trailer park. Ha, ha. You crack me up headley.

Anonymous said...

Okay, who invited Sybil???

and you, trump, I haven't seen any panties at all from you, so hush.

Dick Headley said...

You tell him bb....this was a nice blog until he showed up. He's been stalking me all over the internet. This time you've gone too far trump...the videos of you and Rosie are on their way to TMZ.

Anonymous said...

The idea of those videos is just Blergh.

Dick Headley said...

Notice how quiet he is? Works every time.

Anonymous said...

Amazing how that works Dick...

Dick Headley said...

Just some pervert in a basement somewhere bb. They can't stand the light of day.

Anonymous said...

Does garlic bother them too?

Anonymous said...

If it don't at least it will be good for his heart instead lol

idobcool said...

Yes, a base tan, nice!

This is one of the best blogs I've ever seen. Thanks Heff for showing the way.

Anonymous said...

You all need strong hearts to hang out here...

Anonymous said...

Oooh, more fresh meat. Thanks Heff. ;-)

Bobby "the Blue" said...

45, now 46 comments BB

Is that a record?

Heff said...

What can I say, BatBitch. "Meat" is my middle name.

Anonymous said...

No Bax, there's some early ones that got on a roll.

Sex was involved. :-)

Anonymous said...

You said the magic word Heff, now I so need to get to know you better. ;-)

Heff said...

50 ! Ok, my job is done.

Anonymous said...

This kitchen is getting hot hot hot !! (to pass time on my nightshift duty) .Just the temperature I like.

Give it to me babe

Anonymous said...

But of course, anon...