BatBitch

Christmas time

2010-12-23T14:21:00.000-05:00

Hope you have a feast

Moonbathing

2010-12-15T12:18:00.002-05:00

The Bitch doing a little winter downtime.

Wouldn't want to freeze anything important off.

Snow

2010-12-07T22:55:00.002-05:00

and death go so well together...

Snowing

2010-12-03T11:59:00.002-05:00

I might hate snow, but damn, I look good in it.

Black Friday

2010-11-30T22:20:00.004-05:00

Shit, I LOVE the black friday and cyber monday savings!

Just about got all my Christmas shopping done, and I got some kick ass toys this year!

Yeah, yeah, I've got kick ass toys for my friends too.

Happy Pre-Thanksgiving!

2010-11-22T21:44:00.008-05:00

Jerry, your relatives dropped in to make sure I had a happy Thanksgiving!

...now where the hell is my grenade launcher...

Now where...

2010-11-15T23:11:00.001-05:00

Did I put that napalm???

Wondering...

2010-11-14T19:18:00.005-05:00

Just taking a break and wondering what happened to all the old bloggers...

You could be next...

2010-11-12T07:30:00.003-05:00

Well, that was certainly entertaining.

Thank You

2010-11-11T17:02:00.008-05:00

For those who are serving or have served.
And for those who have never made it home.

THANK YOU!!!

So Little Time

2010-11-11T11:07:00.002-05:00

So many annoying people...

Been a little busy guys

2010-11-09T23:27:00.005-05:00

Hope everyone is doing well. Feel free to stop by here, I plan on being around more often.

The Heff is BACK!!!

2010-02-24T22:41:00.008-05:00

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Heff's Bar & Grill
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Gonna Be A Party!!!

2009-05-02T22:17:00.002-04:00

The first part of my plan is coming together!

Just a Friendly Hello

2009-04-28T21:08:00.002-04:00

Anyone have a taste for trouble?

Batty shugah, any of your playmates willing to let me vent my... frustrations.... out on them, you think?

I'm interviewing for a new whipping boy.

Interested applicants may line up and drop their drawers. :D

Welcome!

2009-04-28T20:06:00.000-04:00

I'll have to throw you a right good party for joining me here.

Well DAMN

2009-04-27T15:30:00.002-04:00

Can't believe I haven't posted here since Valentines Day.

A Gift for a CUNT

2009-03-30T00:21:00.000-04:00

Hey Coyote, you and I both know who needs this!

Happy Valentines Day!

2009-02-10T21:35:00.002-05:00

Try JibJab Sendables® eCards today!

HELLO SIN!!!!!

2009-01-29T19:55:00.003-05:00

And here I thought I was already living in sin...

Still on Vacation!

2009-01-28T02:39:00.000-05:00

Having a wonderful time!!! Wish you all were here!!!

Happy New Years!!!!!

2008-12-30T21:12:00.001-05:00

Yeah, yeah, I know it's early for all of you, but tonight is New Year's Eve here in Sydney, and since I plan to be at the fireworks I'm wishing you all a Happy New Year now.

The best to everyone in 2009!

MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!!!

2008-12-25T00:00:00.000-05:00

It's Christmas EVE!!!!!!!

2008-12-24T00:00:00.001-05:00

Anyone else feel the spirit?

Wishing all of you the very best

2008-12-23T00:00:00.000-05:00

this holiday season.

Christmas is...

2008-12-22T00:00:00.000-05:00

Almost here!

Christmas is...

2008-12-21T00:04:00.002-05:00

coming soon!

Searching...

2008-12-20T09:37:00.000-05:00

For my Christmas spirit.

Tis the season

2008-12-20T00:00:00.000-05:00

for hearty alcoholic beverages!

Has anyone...

2008-12-19T07:57:00.001-05:00

seen my hat?

Holiday Treats

2008-12-18T00:00:00.000-05:00

What goodies are you eating this holiday season?

Hiding presents...

2008-12-17T07:53:00.001-05:00

No peeking.

Busy Season

2008-12-15T22:10:00.004-05:00

Just taking a break from all my running around to throw up a couple more pictures for you.

HI GUYS!!!

2008-12-13T22:02:00.002-05:00

I'm baaaaaack.

It's just a short visit though, I'll be leaving on holiday Dec. 26th, and I won't be returning until Feb. 2.

Not that I won't have internet while I'm away, just don't know how much free time I'll have to use it.

Notice

2008-11-10T22:58:00.001-05:00

I may be out of touch again for a while. I have surgery in the morning. I'll post a follow-up on that, as soon as I'm able.

Miss you guys. ~full body kisses all around~

Riddle - 04

2008-10-30T07:46:00.002-04:00

Could this awesome city really be New York City, as Bax had suggested?

I'd spent days pondering this question. Finally, I asked a friend of mine for assistance.

This was not at all what I had in mind.

Riddle - 03

2008-10-13T09:07:00.002-04:00

Awesome City. Fuck.

Frankly, this one had me by the ass. There were all kinds of awesome cities throughout the world, how was I to narrow it down? I'd never heard of one city that was specifically known as the awesome city...

Heff-o-rama

2008-10-09T14:02:00.008-04:00

I do like to keep all my men satisfied. ;-)

Weekend Fun

2008-10-03T22:12:00.000-04:00

I've been detained...

2008-09-22T19:26:00.001-04:00

Sorry for the delay in posting, but I've been detained.

I'm sure you understand.

It's My Birthday!!!!!

2008-09-09T15:43:00.002-04:00

Just hanging around today...

Who's up for giving me a birthday spank?

Riddle - 02

2008-08-30T01:43:00.004-04:00

The riddle had been posing something of an enigma until the wickedly cunning scorpion led me in the right direction.

I used the logic that had brought him to Awesome Grape Teddy Bears, applied it to the clues in front of me, and jotted down the beginning of the answer to the first clue; Micro Teddybears and a Grape.

What I got for the remaining clue was; Lloyds on a Pinhead. Since that is what the building in question turned out to be.

Taking another look at the scorpion's comments, I wrote down the remainder of the information he'd provided. Pin City.

After eliminating the duplicated words, I was left with only two.

Awesome City.

Not the answer to the riddle, no, but the next part of the puzzle to solve...

So's ya know...

2008-08-26T16:01:00.002-04:00

Now that I have your attention...

Thought it about time I let my faithful followers here know that I haven't abandoned you. Several months ago I had surgery. I've had a series of complications from that surgery ever since. I'm down again with another infection, and I just don't have the energy to keep up with this blog.

That doesn't mean that I don't miss all of you. I think about you often, and hope to get back up and running here any day.

Riddle - 01

2008-08-13T01:09:00.005-04:00

I've been presented with a riddle. It wouldn't be such a big deal, except something very big is riding on my ability to figure it out.

What I appear to have, is a grape and two very tiny teddy bears.

And what appears to be a building on the head of a pin.

Where Are You???

2008-08-08T19:23:00.003-04:00

So this is one of Headly's places...

And my source says he's home...

Uh, oh man, there is something so fucked up with this dude. Leave it to DH to hire mutants...

"Can Dick come out to play?"

Close enough to Friday!!!

2008-08-07T03:24:00.001-04:00

The picture speaks for itself.

Getting a Tat

2008-08-05T14:02:00.002-04:00

This will start on the edge of the front of my right thigh, go around the side of my hip, and end on my ass.

What do you think guys, should I get it?

Diving

2008-07-24T12:32:00.000-04:00

Totally getting into this vacation shit.

Having a Wonderful Time

2008-07-20T11:41:00.000-04:00

Wish you were here. :D

MIA - 1

2008-07-15T21:19:00.003-04:00

I gazed out over the maze, but I didn't see any movement.

If my informant hadn't been reliable, I would have turned around right then.

But the information I had was correct. He was in trouble. For all I knew, he could already be dead.

Taking a deep breath, I dropped down to the entrance, then lowered myself noiselessly to my knees, and started crawling forward.

"Where are you?" I breathed the words, not really expecting a response. Not surprised when I didn't get one.

Devil's Task - 31

2008-07-12T20:47:00.002-04:00

"Does anyone hear bells?" Indy tilted his head, listening.

I glanced over his shoulder and couldn't believe my eyes.

The prince barked a laugh. "Tinkerbells."

The big purple guy looked back at us. "The Hoff gave me gas." Then he turned and walked off into the night.

Devil's Task - 30

2008-07-12T09:21:00.002-04:00

"Look at Tink go!" I watched as the purple fellow swelled in size while he sucked the Hoff devil right into his mouth.

"I could have done without the fireworks." The prince rolled his eyes.

"Let's go get some breakfast." Indy turned his back on the scene and wrapped a hand around my arm.

"Shouldn't we stay and make sure the Devil is really gone?"

"The Tink has him, what could possibly go wrong?"

More than Meets the Eye

2008-07-10T19:37:00.000-04:00

Contemplating my ass...

Centerpiece

2008-06-27T10:45:00.001-04:00

Something fresh for your Friday.

Just what the Doctor ordered

2008-06-25T18:45:00.000-04:00

Need I say more?

He Who Laughs Last...

2008-06-24T16:57:00.001-04:00

Now, who else thinks that pissing me off would be a fun thing to do?

Happy Birthday E@L!!!

2008-06-23T13:03:00.005-04:00

In honor of your birthday E@L? Heh.

Just saying...

Patience...

2008-06-21T12:18:00.001-04:00

I am trying...

Friday Fun!

2008-06-20T13:26:00.006-04:00

I'm on top of the world...
Got me a new toy boys.
Now who's gonna use it?

Good Clean Shave

2008-06-19T16:12:00.004-04:00

Getting ready for the weekend...

Your Pleasure...

2008-06-12T20:11:00.002-04:00

Is my pleasure...

It's Almost Friday!!!!

2008-06-12T13:17:00.001-04:00

Got the urge a bit early this week.

Oh who am I kidding, I always have the urge.

Vacation Prep...

2008-06-03T22:22:00.001-04:00

I need to get a good tan base, before I head for the beaches...

Come on in, the water's fine. :-)

Vacation!!!!!

2008-05-30T21:05:00.000-04:00

I don't know about you...but I could sure use one.

Taking it Easy...

2008-05-26T01:13:00.001-04:00

Laying around doing nothing.

Party Time!!!

2008-05-24T16:51:00.002-04:00

Let the games begin!

Devil's Task - 29

2008-05-15T00:18:00.004-04:00

"Shit Indy, Tink is getting way too close to the Hoff."

"This is bad?"

"Take cov--"

Fuck me, what's going to happen next?"

Devil's Task - 28

2008-05-14T06:53:00.003-04:00

So the devil is trying to sway me with a portrait of our recent encounter. Ha! Ain't gonna happen.

Devil's Task - 28

2008-05-12T07:57:00.002-04:00

"I've got a brand new pair of rollerskates, you've got a brand new key..."

"Get him! I can't take any more."

"What is Tink doing?"

"Looks like he's dancing."

"I think that we should get together and try them on to see..."

"Isn't anyone going to attack him?" I looked around at the others, willing them to get on with things.

"Want me to whip the antidevil into a little action?"

I studied Tinky Winky for a minute and was just about to tell Indy to go ahead, when I noticed the odd light in the little fellows eyes. "We might want to take cover, instead."

Devil's Task - 27

2008-05-11T16:03:00.003-04:00

"I'd say we found him."

I clapped my hands over my ears, but I could still hear the Hoff bellowing.

"Raindrops on roses, and whiskers on kittens..."

"We need to kill him now." I turned to Indy, practically begging him with my eyes, unarmed as I was.

"Why don't you go ask the prince and that purple fella to step in here then."

I could see the laughter in Indy's eyes.

"These are a few of my favorite things..."

Suddenly the idea of leaving him here with the Hoff, didn't sound like such a bad thing.

Suppertime

2008-05-08T19:14:00.002-04:00

Ring the dinner bell...

Still on Vacation

2008-04-29T20:32:00.002-04:00

Just taking off for another adventure.

I won't be gone for long though, I'm starting to miss you guys. ;-)

Time Off for Good Behavior...

2008-04-20T23:30:00.004-04:00

It's likely I won't be around for a few days men, so I thought I'd upload these now for your viewing pleasure.

Do promise to miss me.

Devil's Task - 26

2008-04-20T16:47:00.002-04:00

"Do I really have to be naked? You're not naked."

"Babes, it's The Hoff. Remember, he's got all that chest hair."

Like that made any sense to me?

"Stay away from me you purple freak!"

"What's wrong with the prince?"

"Oh, it's just what Tinky Winky is."

"Gay?"

"No, he's an antidevil."

Devil's Task - 25

2008-04-20T10:35:00.002-04:00

"You trust this Regomar guy?"

I rolled my eyes at Indy, "Not quite as much as I trust you."

He squinted at me, but didn't say anything.

"Batts, you ready to do this, or what?"

I glanced over my shoulder at the prince. "Just waiting for one more person to show up, Prince. Then I'll be ready."

Blast from the Past...

2008-04-19T23:09:00.002-04:00

"Hey Babes, been keeping busy I see."

"So what brings you around, Dr. Jones?"

"Heard you were fighting the devil. Thought it might make for a good show."

I felt the side of my mouth curve in a wicked grin. "It just might."

Ah ha!

2008-04-19T10:06:00.001-04:00

And here I thought Istvanski didn't have any fun at work...

Knots, or Knots?

2008-04-18T18:45:00.003-04:00

How fast can you tie me up?

Let the Games Begin...

2008-04-18T08:43:00.001-04:00

Devil's Task - 24

2008-04-17T11:45:00.001-04:00

"I told you we should have taken the blue pill."

Inflatables

2008-04-16T10:37:00.001-04:00

Dick, you want me to what?

For Istvanski...

2008-04-15T12:22:00.001-04:00

Didn't want you to hurt yourself. ;-)

Pickin'

2008-04-14T17:43:00.000-04:00

up several new guitars...

Who wants to play?

Surf's Up!

2008-04-13T14:09:00.002-04:00

Come on in, the water's fine!

Tally Ho...

2008-04-12T16:27:00.003-04:00

Thanks for the beer guys.

Devil's Task - 23

2008-04-12T14:43:00.003-04:00

"He's this way!"

I ran down the hall after the Prince, guns raised. I didn't need Regomar to tell me that The Hoff was either the devil himself, or an extension of the evil bastard.

I'd never gone up against a devil before. Hell, I was related to more than a few of them, and rather liked their wicked ways. But there was something about Regomar, something I didn't want changed. Something I wasn't going to let get changed.

Fuch yeah! I was hunting the devil...

Devil's Task - 22

2008-04-11T09:31:00.002-04:00

Damn, but the Hoff blowed up real good...

"Prince, that was one hell of an explosion." I rubbed myself against the side of his body, feeling the aftershocks of the stupendous orgasm I'd just had.

"Bats, you think that was a good one, wait until--What the fuck?"

That's when it finally occurred to me that the devil was playing with us.

Big time...

Friday...

2008-04-10T17:57:00.000-04:00

For you...

Devil's Task - 21

2008-04-09T20:02:00.001-04:00

"This is not working, Regomar!"

"No shit. I say we blow him up."

"Ooooh, I do so love blowing things up."

Little did I know...

Legs

2008-04-09T18:29:00.000-04:00

Need I say more?

Feeling Lucky, Punk?

2008-04-08T15:44:00.001-04:00

Go ahead, make my day...

Death Came a Knockin'

2008-04-07T17:12:00.002-04:00

Tunnel of Love?

2008-04-07T09:51:00.001-04:00

Damn that purple prose...

Party Revisited

2008-04-05T13:10:00.001-04:00

Why don't I remember doing this???

Let's Party!!!

2008-04-05T08:58:00.002-04:00

The party never ends, when you guys are around.

Shackled

2008-04-04T13:42:00.001-04:00

It is Friday, after all.

Submission

2008-04-04T13:41:00.000-04:00

Can be a very good thing...

Devil's Task - 20

2008-04-04T08:57:00.002-04:00

"Damn it, he's not dead!" I glared at the Hasselhoff.

"Does he look ... smaller to you though?"

"Who cares. Kill the thing, and this time make sure it's dead."

Regomar swung his blades in a blur of motion that reduced the Hasselhoff to chunks no bigger than a ham. "That should do it."

Fire & Ice

2008-04-03T20:43:00.001-04:00

Just gets so damn hot in here sometimes that I've got to cool off...

Just Hanging Around...

2008-04-02T19:17:00.000-04:00

How's your Wednesday?